This queue is actually relaxing

So, we are now sitting in line, waiting to get in. This place is
packed with another hour to go before the doors open.

Why, you might ask, am I sitting in line waiting to get in? Because I
am ass tired and sitting in line is relaxing. There is much nerd
watching to be had from my vantage point on the floor.

Just now a guy came on the PA and announced that he was passing out
Family Feud survey forms to a lucky 150 line sitters. Since I am
pretty far from the line edge now, I will probably miss out on a life
long goal. Sad. He jus announced they are all out. Double sad.

Happily, some guys next to us are playing Zombies! and I get to listen
in.